a little dark humor

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 23:31:39

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, health care, government
health insurance, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card
debt, .....
I called the Suicide Hotline.
Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . . .

Post 2 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 23:49:32

This is one of those jokes that makes me say, "aw, gees." lol

Post 3 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 10:12:58

hahahahaha!
NICE! I shouldn't laugh but...
bwahahahahaha!

Post 4 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 14:09:33

um sorry, dont get it

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 26-Oct-2009 3:35:25

Wow.

Post 6 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 26-Oct-2009 3:37:44

That was morbidly amusing

Post 7 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 14-Nov-2009 19:14:19

Recruiting a potential suicide to get one's dirty deeds done doesn't seem like such a bad idea. Good one.

Post 8 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 15-Nov-2009 1:51:15

one that I am not proud to say it really made me laugh out loud but it sure did, lmao!